The Most funny jokes compilation to make you laugh all day


most funny jokes

What kind of tea is hard to swallow? Reality.

I don’t trust stairs. Why? They’re always up to something.

What do you call a male duck? Mr daka.

Wife: “How do I look?”

Husband: “With your eyes.”

Have you heard the rumor about butter?

Never mind, I shouldn’t be spreading it.

Why do bees have sticky hair?

Because they use honey combs.

What do you do if you see a fireman?

Put it out, man!

Why are Saturday and Sunday the strongest days of the week? The rest of the days are weak days.

What part of the chicken can you make music with? The drumstick. What is the most musical pet? A trumpet.

Why did the skeleton decide to stay home from the school dance? Because it had no body to dance with.

What do you call a factory that sells good products? A satisfactory.

What do you call shoes made of banana peels? Slippers.

I told my doctor that I broke my arm in two places. He told me to stop going to those places.

What’s the best way to burn 1000 calories? Leave the pizza in the oven.

What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer? A father-in-law.

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener!

How does Moses make his coffee? Hebrews it.

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