Doctor and Patient funny jokes


 Patient: Someone decided to graffiti my house last night !

Doctor: so why are you telling me? 

Patient: I can’t understand the handwriting. Was it you? 

Doctor: You are very sick 

Patient: can I get a second opinion 

Doctor: yes, of course! you are very ugly 

Doctor: I am afraid you are dying and you don’t have much time.

Patient: oh no. That’s terrible . How long have I got? 

Doctor: 10. 

Patient: 10 what? Months, weeks? Days? 

Doctor: 10…9…8…7….6…

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